Pizza Buzz, Old Street

  • DATE #388
  • Written by Tani Burns (Guest Author)
  • 2 years ago
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The Vibe

Sometimes, a date is strategised to perfection – time and date pre-arranged, venue booked / owners of walk-in-only establishments suitably charmed, smart shoes on. Sometimes, however, none of the above applies. In the heart of the City, Pizza Buzz is just a stone’s throw from the banks, the law courts, the design firms and the trend forecasters. Perfect for those who find planning ahead a bit of a challenge.  A self-service experience and plenty of booths for all means you won’t ever be needing to have an awkward conversation with a waiter, wait for a table or walk the streets in hope of an alternative. The menu is bold enough to inspire a half-decent conversation when needed…and if all else fails, there is always the on-tap prosecco.

The Order

Erm….I hope you like pizza?  There’s something for everyone, from gluten-free to no-tomato to no-dairy….and then add almost anything to your preference, with absolutely no qualms. Fancy some pineapple with your courgette flowers? Be my guest.

I am personally a big fan of the Honor (Pesto Sauce, Buffalo Mozzarella, Cherry Tomatoes, Garlic, Parmesan, Rocket), closely followed by the Veal Meatball (Crushed tomatoes, Mozzarella, Veal Meatballs, Caramelised Onions, Sage, Prosciutto) – and with all of the (generously sized and topped) pizzas under £10 a pop you’ll be able to afford a few carafes….or another pizza to take away for later.

To wash it down: beer, wine, prosecco (did I mention it’s on tap?). Let’s not pretend it’s a place for the beverage aficionado – instead, quite refreshingly, nobody needs to be worried about exposing a lack of sophistication here.  For the virtuous, every Pizza Buzz Blend Tea sipped raises £1 for Cystic Fibrosis.

The Game

Scenario #1: Post-work date, play it cool, in and out before they realize you’ve legged it (such behaviour is not condoned).

Scenario #2: Post-work date, stay for seconds, get tipsy, make it your regular.

Scenario #3: Have a few drinks, opt for a take away for later and head back to yours / theirs.

Scenario #4: Have a few drinks, head back to yours / theirs. Come back in the morning for breakfast (Breakfast pizza served 9-11am).

I’m beginning to think I missed out on some real game here….

The Faults

Though definitely relaxed and an easy option for post-work flirtation, for most this isn’t going to be an impressive first date. Utilise only if you’ve already made it to Date #2 or beyond – fresh and No Frills, there isn’t too much to distract from the dialogue (which hopefully at this stage is a good thing).

Sex Factor

2.  Depending on volumes of prosecco drunk…. (N.B. there is no correct answer here).

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